Facewhiner

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A facewhiner is a self-absorbed, attention-seeking twerp who yells about every tiny annoyance on Facebook like it's the end of the world, just so they can get likes and pity comments.
My coffee was lukewarm today. I'm dying. #facewhiner #dramaqueen #deathbycoffee
My cat blinked at me. I'm getting a divorce. #facewhiner #catdivorce #whyislifehard
I had to walk 2 steps. I'm going to die. #facewhiner #2stepdeath #lifeisruined
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A facewhiner posts memes or lists on Facebook about how their tiny pain is a daily curse, acting like they're the only person in the world suffering.
I have a headache. My whole life is ruined. #facewhiner #headachemadness #nobodysufferingmorethanme
My phone is slow. I'm getting a new phone. #facewhiner #phoneslow #iwillneverbehappyagain
My sock is missing. My life is over. #facewhiner #sockmissing #iwilldiealonesockless
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