facewank - Facewanking is when you sit there and stare at a pretty face

Facewanking is when you sit there and stare at a pretty face on Facebook until you get a hard-on.

I facewanked my neighbor's daughter after she posted a picture of her eating pizza.

My brother facewanked the girl from church because she had a pretty face.

I facewanked my English teacher after she posted a picture of herself smiling.