facewank

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Facewanking is when you look at someone's Facebook pics and imagine you're getting a boner from their face.

I facewanked my math teacher after she posted a selfie in a swimsuit.

My cousin facewanked the barista at Starbuck's because she had a cute face.

I facewanked my mom after she posted a photo of herself wearing sunglasses.

Facewanking is when you sit there and stare at a pretty face on Facebook until you get a hard-on.

I facewanked my neighbor's daughter after she posted a picture of her eating pizza.

My brother facewanked the girl from church because she had a pretty face.

I facewanked my English teacher after she posted a picture of herself smiling.

Facewanking is when you look at a face on Facebook and get so turned on you can't think about anything else.

I facewanked my history teacher after she posted a photo of herself in a hat.

My friend facewanked the cashier at the store because she had a cute face.

I facewanked my dad after he posted a picture of himself wearing sunglasses.