Facetrace - When you’re so desperate for friends, you look through your

When you’re so desperate for friends, you look through your friends’ friends like they’re the last hope of humanity.

Facetracing like it’s a survival skill. Found 5 friends. Now I have 5 more people to tolerate.

I facetraced for 2 hours. Found 1 friend. That’s 1 more person to annoy me.

Facetracing is my new religion. I found 7 friends. Now I’m doomed.