Facetrace

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The annoying habit of staring at Facebook for hours just to find new friends, even though your old ones are already annoying enough.

I spent 3 hours facetracing just to find one new friend. Now I have 2 more people to deal with.

Facetrace until my eyes bleed. Still only found 2 friends. Worth it.

My brain is fried from facetracing. I found 3 friends. Now I have 3 more people to hate.

When you’re so desperate for friends, you look through your friends’ friends like they’re the last hope of humanity.

Facetracing like it’s a survival skill. Found 5 friends. Now I have 5 more people to tolerate.

I facetraced for 2 hours. Found 1 friend. That’s 1 more person to annoy me.

Facetracing is my new religion. I found 7 friends. Now I’m doomed.

The process of scrolling through Facebook like it’s a job, just to find someone who isn’t already a pain in the ass.

Facetracing is my full-time job now. Found 4 friends. Now I have 4 more people to deal with.

I facetraced until my phone died. Found 3 friends. Now I have 3 more people to hate.

Facetracing for 1 hour. Found 2 friends. Now I have 2 more people to suffer with.

When you look at Facebook so much, you start thinking your friends are the only people who aren’t total garbage.

Facetracing for 2 hours. Found 1 friend. Now I have 1 more person who might not be totally garbage.

I facetraced until my brain turned to mush. Found 3 friends. Now I have 3 more people who might not be total garbage.

Facetracing is my new hobby. Found 5 friends. Now I have 5 more people who might be somewhat okay.

When you’re so obsessed with finding friends, you forget you already have 100 people who are already a pain in the ass.

Facetracing for 4 hours. Found 2 friends. Now I have 2 more people to deal with. Still 100 people who are already a pain.

I facetraced so much, I forgot my own friends were already annoying.

Facetracing like it’s the end of the world. Found 3 friends. Still 100 people who are already a pain.