facetiolism
When someone’s so obsessed with being a smart-ass that they think they’re the only one with a sense of humor, and everyone else is just a bunch of faceless, sad people.
You: Why are you so late? Him: Traffic. Me: Traffic? I’ve seen turtles move faster than you.
She: I’m not angry. I’m just annoyed. Me: Yeah, I can tell. You’re just a walking sigh.
He: You’re not funny. You’re just a joke that no one wants to hear.