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When someone’s smart-ass comments go from annoying to full-blown obnoxious, like they’re trying to ruin your day just for fun.
You: Why are you late? Him: Traffic. Me: Traffic? I’ve seen elephants move faster than you.
She: I’m fine. Me: Yeah, you’re fine. You’re fine. You’re fine. You’re fine.
He: You think you’re funny? I think you’re a walking punchline.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone's so full of themselves and their jokes, they think they're the king of the world, and everyone else is just there to suffer.
You: What’s up? Him: Nothing. Me: Oh, nothing. That’s the best you can do? I’m impressed.
She: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Me: You’re not mad. You’re just lazy.
He: You’re not cool. You’re just average. Me: Thanks. I was going for 'meh' anyway.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone takes being a smart-ass so far that they think they’re the only one who can make jokes, and everyone else is just a sad, silent audience.
You: That was a terrible movie. Him: Yeah, it was so bad, it was like watching a dog try to do algebra.
She: I don’t know why you’re so loud. Me: I don’t know why you’re so quiet. You’re just a wall.
He: You think you’re funny? I think you’re a walking joke that no one wants to hear.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone’s so obsessed with being a smart-ass that they think they’re the only one with a brain, and everyone else is just a bunch of brainless meat.
You: What’s your problem? Him: You. Me: Yeah, I’m the problem. You’re just the highlight.
She: I don’t need your help. Me: I didn’t offer it. You just took it like a thief in the night.
He: You’re not smart. You’re just loud.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone’s so full of themselves that they think they’re the funniest person in the room, and everyone else is just a bunch of sad, quiet spectators.
You: How’s your day? Him: It was okay. Me: Oh, okay. That’s the best you can do? I’m stunned.
She: I’m not tired. I’m just bored. Me: Yeah, I can tell. You’re just a walking nap.
He: You’re not funny. You’re just a punchline that no one asked for.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone’s so obsessed with being a smart-ass that they think they’re the only one with a sense of humor, and everyone else is just a bunch of faceless, sad people.
You: Why are you so late? Him: Traffic. Me: Traffic? I’ve seen turtles move faster than you.
She: I’m not angry. I’m just annoyed. Me: Yeah, I can tell. You’re just a walking sigh.
He: You’re not funny. You’re just a joke that no one wants to hear.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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