facetiolism
When someone's so full of themselves and their jokes, they think they're the king of the world, and everyone else is just there to suffer.
You: What’s up? Him: Nothing. Me: Oh, nothing. That’s the best you can do? I’m impressed.
She: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. Me: You’re not mad. You’re just lazy.
He: You’re not cool. You’re just average. Me: Thanks. I was going for 'meh' anyway.