facetime sickness
When someone is on a video call and they’re doing more things than the rest of the group combined and they think they’re helping but they’re just being a distraction and a pain in the ass.
My brother did a magic trick and tried to explain it while doing a handstand. I had to leave the call.
My mom did a yoga flow in the background and kept telling me to breathe. I didn’t.
My friend did a full roast of my dog while the dog was barking in the background. It was chaos.