facetime sickness

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When someone is on a video call and they think they're the main event but they're just flailing around like a drunk lobster while screaming into their phone like it's a karaoke mic.

My cousin did the Macarena during my Zoom class. I got a detention.

My mom tried to explain her day by doing a full dance routine in the background. I had to turn off my camera.

My brother did a cartwheel during our FaceTime call. I almost fell off my chair.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you’re on a video chat and the person is so loud and jiggling like they’ve been kicked by a goat and they think they’re helping the conversation, but they’re just making it worse.

My dad did a karate chop at my uncle during our video call. My uncle dropped his coffee.

My sister did a full sprint across the room during our FaceTime. I had to mute my mic.

My friend did a TikTok dance in the middle of our group chat. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When someone is on a video call and they’re doing more things than the rest of the group combined and they think they’re helping but they’re just being a distraction and a pain in the ass.

My brother did a magic trick and tried to explain it while doing a handstand. I had to leave the call.

My mom did a yoga flow in the background and kept telling me to breathe. I didn’t.

My friend did a full roast of my dog while the dog was barking in the background. It was chaos.

by Slangipedia 3d ago