FaceTime relationship
A relationship where you only talk to each other when your phone is on and you’re both not sleeping
Me: Hey. You: Hey. Me: Did you just say hey? You: Yeah. Me: That’s it? That’s your response? That’s your whole conversation? You’re like a robot.
Me: I’m gonna fall asleep. You: I’m gonna fall asleep too. Me: We’re both gonna fall asleep together. You: That’s a real relationship.
She: I love you. Me: I know. I love you too. But I’m still gonna fall asleep.