FaceTime relationship

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A love connection that only happens when you’re staring at each other on a screen like you’re both high and confused
You: I miss you. Him: I miss you too. (He’s wearing pajamas and eating cereal.)
She: We should have a real date. Me: I’ll bring the cereal.
Him: I’m gonna propose. Me: Through Facetime? You’re gonna marry me through Facetime? You’re gonna be my Facetime wife.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A relationship where you only talk to each other when your phone is on and you’re both not sleeping
Me: Hey. You: Hey. Me: Did you just say hey? You: Yeah. Me: That’s it? That’s your response? That’s your whole conversation? You’re like a robot.
Me: I’m gonna fall asleep. You: I’m gonna fall asleep too. Me: We’re both gonna fall asleep together. You: That’s a real relationship.
She: I love you. Me: I know. I love you too. But I’m still gonna fall asleep.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you’re in a relationship but you only see each other through a tiny screen like you’re both stuck in a phone and you’re both mad
You: I’m gonna end this relationship. Him: Why? You: Because you’re on Facetime and you’re eating pizza and I’m on Facetime and I’m eating cereal and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
She: I’m gonna break up with you. Me: Why? She: Because I’m on Facetime and I’m eating pizza and you’re on Facetime and you’re eating cereal and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
Me: I’m gonna propose. You: Why? Me: Because I’m on Facetime and I’m eating pizza and you’re on Facetime and you’re eating cereal and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A relationship that only works when you’re both on the same app and not distracted by life or your own laziness
Me: We should have a real relationship. Him: I’m too lazy. Me: I’m too lazy too. Him: That’s the best relationship ever.
You: I’m gonna break up with you. Me: Why? You: Because I’m distracted by my own laziness and my own life and my own pizza.
She: I’m gonna propose. Me: Why? She: Because I’m not distracted by my own laziness and my own life and my own pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you’re in a relationship but you only talk to each other through a phone like you’re both stuck in a phone and you’re both mad and you both hate each other
You: I hate you. Him: I hate you too. Me: We’re both on Facetime. Him: That’s the best part.
She: I hate you. Me: I hate you too. She: We’re both on Facetime. Me: That’s the worst part.
You: I’m gonna end this relationship. Him: I’m gonna end this relationship too. You: We’re both on Facetime. Him: That’s the best part.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A relationship that only happens when you’re both on the same app and you’re both not sleeping and you’re both eating food and you’re both confused
You: I miss you. Him: I miss you too. You: We’re both on Facetime. Him: That’s the best part.
She: I love you. Me: I love you too. She: We’re both on Facetime. Me: That’s the best part.
You: I hate you. Him: I hate you too. You: We’re both on Facetime. Him: That’s the best part.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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