FaceTime relationship
A relationship that only works when you’re both on the same app and not distracted by life or your own laziness
Me: We should have a real relationship. Him: I’m too lazy. Me: I’m too lazy too. Him: That’s the best relationship ever.
You: I’m gonna break up with you. Me: Why? You: Because I’m distracted by my own laziness and my own life and my own pizza.
She: I’m gonna propose. Me: Why? She: Because I’m not distracted by my own laziness and my own life and my own pizza.