facetime photographer
The person who takes the most annoying pictures while you're on FaceTime, like they're trying to make your face the next meme.
My sister took a pic of me mid-yawn. It’s the most iconic thing I’ve ever done.
My dad took a photo of me during my FaceTime rage. He’s framing it for his office.
My friend took a pic of me during my FaceTime sob story. It’s now my new wallpaper.