facetime photographer

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A person who snaps the most glorious pictures while you're on FaceTime, like they're trying to save your face from being embarrassed forever.

My cousin took a pic of me mid-sneeze during our call. It’s the worst. I’m posting it as my profile pic.

My mom took a photo of me during my FaceTime rant. It’s now my new wallpaper. I hate it.

My brother took a pic of me during my FaceTime meltdown. It’s going on my resume as 'emotional resilience.'

The person who takes the most annoying pictures while you're on FaceTime, like they're trying to make your face the next meme.

My sister took a pic of me mid-yawn. It’s the most iconic thing I’ve ever done.

My dad took a photo of me during my FaceTime rage. He’s framing it for his office.

My friend took a pic of me during my FaceTime sob story. It’s now my new wallpaper.

A person who takes the most glorious photos during FaceTime, like they're trying to immortalize your face in the most glorious way possible.

My mom took a photo of me during my FaceTime snack time. It’s now my new wallpaper. I love it.

My brother took a pic of me mid-laugh during our FaceTime call. It’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.

My friend took a photo of me during my FaceTime breakdown. It’s going on my Instagram as 'face-meltdown.'