Facetime and Pump
When you use facetime to avoid getting in trouble for getting caught getting naked
He got caught by his mom. He called me. We facetimed for an hour. He said he had to go. He never came back.
She called me at 1 AM. Said she was getting ready for bed. I said I was getting ready for bed. We never went to sleep.
He said he had to do homework. I said I had to do homework. We facetimed for 4 hours. Then he said, 'I think I did my homework.' I said, 'I think I did mine.' We were both lying.