Facetime and Pump

Facetime at 10 PM. Me: 'Hey, what’s up?' Her: 'Nothing. Just getting ready for bed.' Me: 'Cool. I’ll be right there.'

He said he was just going to watch a movie. I saw his shirt disappear. That was a lie.

We started talking. Then the camera moved. Then the door closed. Then I heard a moan. I left.

She said she was going to take a shower. I said I was going to take a shower. We never came out.

He called me at 3 AM. I said I was still awake. He said he was still awake. We started talking. Then it got weird.

We facetimed for 2 hours. Then he said, 'I think I’m in love with you.' I said, 'I think I’m in love with my phone.'

He got caught by his mom. He called me. We facetimed for an hour. He said he had to go. He never came back.

She called me at 1 AM. Said she was getting ready for bed. I said I was getting ready for bed. We never went to sleep.

He said he had to do homework. I said I had to do homework. We facetimed for 4 hours. Then he said, 'I think I did my homework.' I said, 'I think I did mine.' We were both lying.