She said she was going to take a shower. I said I was going to take a shower. We never came out.

He called me at 3 AM. I said I was still awake. He said he was still awake. We started talking. Then it got weird.

We facetimed for 2 hours. Then he said, 'I think I’m in love with you.' I said, 'I think I’m in love with my phone.'