faceticles - Faceticles are your eyeballs and they are the worst part of

Faceticles are your eyeballs and they are the worst part of your face. They are also the reason you get called a dipstick every time you blink.

My faceticles are so tired I could sleep for a week. And I still wouldn't wake up.

I stared at that math problem so long my faceticles turned into two fried eggs.

Your faceticles are so big they could be used as parking meters.