faceticles

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Faceticles are your eyeballs and they are the worst part of your face. They are also the reason you get called a dipstick every time you blink.

My faceticles are so tired I could sleep for a week. And I still wouldn't wake up.

I stared at that math problem so long my faceticles turned into two fried eggs.

Your faceticles are so big they could be used as parking meters.

Faceticles are the balls on your face. If your faceticles were any bigger, they would roll off and take your whole face with them.

I got in a fight with my faceticles. They wouldn't stop squinting at me.

My faceticles are so round they could be used as pizza wheels.

My faceticles are so big, I have to wear sunglasses just to keep them from exploding.