facetalk - you talk about Facebook so much it feels like you're in a re

you talk about Facebook so much it feels like you're in a relationship and it's the worst one ever

I told my friend, 'Facebook is my soulmate.' He said, 'You’re not funny.'

I broke up with my friend because he didn’t post about me on Facebook. It was a real thing.

I said, 'I’m going to post about you 100 times a day.' He said, 'That’s not love, that’s harassment.'