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talking about Facebook so much it makes your brain go soft and your friends roll their eyes

Hey, did you see my new cat on Facebook? I posted 17 times today.

My mom spent 2 hours talking about her ex on Facebook. I almost cried.

At the dinner table, my brother only talked about Facebook. I asked for pizza, and he said, 'No, I’m eating Facebook.'

when Facebook takes over your life like a virus and you can’t stop posting

I woke up, posted a selfie, and then I fell asleep. That’s how much I love Facebook.

I had a dream about Facebook. It was weird and made no sense.

I skipped my job to post a status. My boss was mad. My Facebook was happy.

you talk about Facebook so much it’s like you’re married to it and your friends are your exes

My friend said, 'I’m not talking to you until you stop talking about Facebook.' I said, 'But I love Facebook more than you.'

I texted my friend, 'Hey, did you see my new profile picture? It’s me with Facebook.' He replied, 'You’re weird.'

My friend and I had a fight because I posted about her on Facebook. Now we’re both single.

you can’t stop talking about Facebook like it’s your best friend and it’s annoying everyone

I told my friend, 'I love Facebook more than you.' He said, 'That’s not a compliment.'

My dog started barking at me because I was talking about Facebook too much. It was weird.

At the park, I told my kid, 'Don’t talk to me unless you post about me on Facebook.' He said, 'I’m not your friend anymore.'

you talk about Facebook so much it feels like you're in a relationship and it's the worst one ever

I told my friend, 'Facebook is my soulmate.' He said, 'You’re not funny.'

I broke up with my friend because he didn’t post about me on Facebook. It was a real thing.

I said, 'I’m going to post about you 100 times a day.' He said, 'That’s not love, that’s harassment.'