facetalk - you talk about Facebook so much it’s like you’re married to

you talk about Facebook so much it’s like you’re married to it and your friends are your exes

My friend said, 'I’m not talking to you until you stop talking about Facebook.' I said, 'But I love Facebook more than you.'

I texted my friend, 'Hey, did you see my new profile picture? It’s me with Facebook.' He replied, 'You’re weird.'

My friend and I had a fight because I posted about her on Facebook. Now we’re both single.