Facestracted - You start on the internet to do something smart, but Faceboo

You start on the internet to do something smart, but Facebook turns you into a babbling idiot who can't even spell their own name.

I started to look up a research paper and now I'm posting a rant about why Friday is the best day of the week.

I tried to write a poem and now I'm commenting on a post about why pizza is the best food ever.

I was going to do my history homework but now I'm crying because my dog is getting adopted again.