Facestracted

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Getting so lost in Facebook that you forget your own name and what you were supposed to be doing.

I logged on to check my messages and now it's 3 a. m. and I still don't know what I was doing.

I was supposed to do my math homework but now I'm arguing with my cousin about the best meme of 2022.

I opened Facebook to look for a job and now I'm crying because my dog got adopted.

You start on the internet to do something important, but Facebook grabs your soul and you end up watching cat videos for two hours.

I went to look up my college application and now I've watched 15 videos of a dog chasing a laser.

I opened my laptop to write an essay and now I'm commenting on a post about why toast is better than bread.

I tried to study for a test and now I've joined a Facebook group called 'People Who Hate Math' and I'm the only one who hasn't posted anything yet.

When Facebook takes over your brain so completely that you don't even remember why you opened your phone in the first place.

I opened my phone to call my mom, and now I'm arguing with my ex on Facebook about who's the better friend.

I was trying to send a text, but now I've posted a status about my day and I don't even know what day it is.

I opened Facebook to check my notifications and now I'm crying because my cat is getting adopted.

You start on the internet to do something smart, but Facebook turns you into a babbling idiot who can't even spell their own name.

I started to look up a research paper and now I'm posting a rant about why Friday is the best day of the week.

I tried to write a poem and now I'm commenting on a post about why pizza is the best food ever.

I was going to do my history homework but now I'm crying because my dog is getting adopted again.

You try to be productive, but Facebook steals your soul and leaves you a message that says 'You're welcome, loser.'

I was going to clean my room and now I've watched 10 videos of dogs doing stupid stuff.

I started to do my science project and now I've joined a Facebook group called 'People Who Hate Science.'

I tried to call my friend and now I'm crying because my cat is getting adopted again.

You open Facebook to do something simple, but now your brain is gone and you're posting about your feelings like it's your full-time job.

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now I've posted a 10-paragraph status about my day.

I was going to send a text and now I've joined a group called 'People Who Hate Texting.'

I tried to do my math homework and now I'm arguing with my dog about why it can't count to 10.