Facestracted
When Facebook takes over your brain so completely that you don't even remember why you opened your phone in the first place.
I opened my phone to call my mom, and now I'm arguing with my ex on Facebook about who's the better friend.
I was trying to send a text, but now I've posted a status about my day and I don't even know what day it is.
I opened Facebook to check my notifications and now I'm crying because my cat is getting adopted.