facestalker
Looking at your friends' friends on Facebook like they owe you money, checking their pictures, comments, and wall posts just to feel superior.
I scrolled through my friend's friend's profile for 45 minutes because they had 100 photos of their dog and zero photos of their face.
I saw a guy's comment about his ex and immediately judged him for being a loser.
I read 20 wall posts from someone I don't know and still don't know why I bother.