facestalker

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Looking at your friends' friends on Facebook like they owe you money, checking their pictures, comments, and wall posts just to feel superior.

I scrolled through my friend's friend's profile for 45 minutes because they had 100 photos of their dog and zero photos of their face.

I saw a guy's comment about his ex and immediately judged him for being a loser.

I read 20 wall posts from someone I don't know and still don't know why I bother.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Looking at pictures, profiles, and status updates on Facebook like it's your job, whether it's your best friend or a random person you don't even know.

I checked my crush’s profile 17 times in one day because I was too chicken to ask them out.

I read a stranger’s status about their terrible day and immediately felt better about my own life.

I looked at my old friend’s profile and realized they had 20 more followers than me and now I’m crying in the corner.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Using Facebook to stalk people like they're hiding from the police, and you're just there to get the full story.

I stalked my ex for a year because I didn't want to admit I was still in love with them.

I saw my neighbor's profile and now I know they have a cat named Steve and a terrible sense of humor.

I looked at my coworker’s profile and now I know they have a fake beard and a secret life as a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Checking someone's Facebook profile over and over again like it's a game, and you're just trying to win.

I checked my crush's profile 20 times in one day and now I'm tired of being single.

I looked at my friend's profile so much I know their favorite color is green and they have a pet raccoon.

I checked my ex's profile so many times I now know their relationship status is 'It's Complicated' and I'm still confused.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Stalking people on Facebook so much you're angry when you can't see their whole profile, like it’s a personal attack.

I saw someone’s profile and wanted to know who they were talking to, but it was only visible to their friends and now I'm mad.

I clicked on who they were talking to and realized I couldn’t add them because that would be too suspicious.

I tried to stalk someone but they blocked me and now I'm crying in the corner.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Using Facebook to look around like you're a detective, checking everyone’s profiles just to know everything about them.

I looked at my friend's profile and realized they had a new dog and now I feel bad about my own life.

I scrolled through my old friend's profile and now I know they have a new job and I'm still stuck at the same one.

I checked my crush’s profile and now I know they have 100 followers and I have 2 and now I'm crying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Adding old friends on Facebook just to see if they're fat, ugly, or still a loser, and you don't care if they even notice.

I added my old friend on Facebook just to see if they had gotten fat and now I'm judging them for being a loser.

I saw my old friend's profile and now I know they have ugly kids and I'm still better than them.

I added my crush on Facebook just to see if they had gotten rich and now I'm jealous of their life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago