facestalker
Looking at pictures, profiles, and status updates on Facebook like it's your job, whether it's your best friend or a random person you don't even know.
I checked my crush’s profile 17 times in one day because I was too chicken to ask them out.
I read a stranger’s status about their terrible day and immediately felt better about my own life.
I looked at my old friend’s profile and realized they had 20 more followers than me and now I’m crying in the corner.