faceshitting - So drunk you can't even say 'shitfaced' right, you're just a

So drunk you can't even say 'shitfaced' right, you're just a pile of vomit and confusion.

I said 'shifaced' and my friend laughed at me.

I tried to text my mom but I just sent a picture of my face.

I fell off the couch and yelled 'I'm gonna die!'