facerook
a person who tries to look cool on facebook but their old posts and pics are like a bad tattoo they can't get rid of, and everyone knows they're a fakeout failure.
status: 'i'm trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2006 and i had a nose ring'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2011?'
DM: 'i just got a new job but my old posts say i eat pizza every day'