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a facebook newbie who can't hide their facebooking habits and creeps so bad it's like they're trying to get caught; they post stupid stuff like old pics of themselves eating pizza in 2009 and everyone knows they're a fakeout failure.
DM: 'hey, why aren't you on my friend list? i'm trying to creep you and it's not working'
post: 'just got a new job, cool, but my old profile pic is still up'
comment: 'i'm trying to look cool but my farmville is still going strong'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a person who tries to be cool on facebook but their old posts and pics give them away like a grandma trying to look young at a dance party.
status: 'just got a new phone, but my old selfies are still on my profile'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2012?'
DM: 'i'm trying to be cool but my profile pic is from middle school'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a facebook user who can't hide their facebooking secrets and posts so bad it's like they're screaming their past to the whole internet, especially when they try to look cool but their old posts ruin it.
post: 'i'm trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2007 and i had a mustache'
comment: 'why is my farmville still going? i'm trying to be cool here'
DM: 'i just got a new job but my old posts say i eat pizza every day'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a facebook rookie who can't hide their facebooking habits and creeps so obvious it's like they're advertising their old posts and pics like a used car salesman.
post: 'trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2008 and i had a mullet'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2010?'
DM: 'i just got a new phone but my old pics are still on my profile'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a person who tries to look cool on facebook but their old posts and pics are like a bad tattoo they can't get rid of, and everyone knows they're a fakeout failure.
status: 'i'm trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2006 and i had a nose ring'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2011?'
DM: 'i just got a new job but my old posts say i eat pizza every day'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a facebook newbie who can't hide their facebooking secrets and creeps so bad it's like they're trying to be cool but their old pics are screaming their past to the whole internet.
post: 'i'm trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2007 and i had a mullet'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2012?'
DM: 'i just got a new phone but my old pics are still on my profile'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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