facerook
a person who tries to be cool on facebook but their old posts and pics give them away like a grandma trying to look young at a dance party.
status: 'just got a new phone, but my old selfies are still on my profile'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2012?'
DM: 'i'm trying to be cool but my profile pic is from middle school'