faceriding
A girl takes your face and uses it like a toilet for her snatch, and you're just sitting there like a dumbass.
I got face-ridden by my girlfriend. She said I was a 'snack with a side of dumb.'
He face-ridden me in the park. A kid asked if I was getting a face massage.
I got face-ridden by my friend's mom. She said I was the best part of her day.