faceriding

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When a girl slaps her snatch right on your face and starts sucking, licking, and slurping like a hungry dog at a meat truck.

She face-ridden me in front of my whole class. I got a D+ for that math test.

He face-ridden me during the Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was having a seizure.

I face-ridden my crush on the school bus. The driver yelled at us and gave me a ticket.

Putting your mouth where it doesn't belong and getting treated like a snack by a girl who's got a full-time job of being gross.

I got face-ridden by my neighbor's sister. She said I was the best snack she ever had.

He face-ridden me in the grocery store. I had to pay for three extra bags of chips.

I got face-ridden by my cousin. She called me 'the human vacuum.'

A girl takes your face and uses it like a toilet for her snatch, and you're just sitting there like a dumbass.

I got face-ridden by my girlfriend. She said I was a 'snack with a side of dumb.'

He face-ridden me in the park. A kid asked if I was getting a face massage.

I got face-ridden by my friend's mom. She said I was the best part of her day.

You're the snack, and the girl is the snack-eater. She eats your face like it's a bag of chips.

I got face-ridden by my math teacher. She said I was 'the best snack since snack time.'

He face-ridden me during a video game match. I lost because I was too busy getting face-ridden.

I got face-ridden by my dog. She said I was 'the best snack ever.'

You're the mouth. The girl is the monster. She sticks her snatch on your face like it's a popsicle on a hot day.

I got face-ridden by my brother's girlfriend. She said I was 'the best popsicle he ever had.'

He face-ridden me in the car. The radio started playing 'I Want It That Way.'

I got face-ridden by my best friend. She said I was 'the best snack since the snack bar closed.'