Faceregret
When you see your face in a Facebook argument and you’re like, why did I even post that? It’s like your face is screaming in the comments.
My face was in a comment about my dog’s bad hair day, and now my dog’s judging me.
I commented on my neighbor’s post about lawn care, and now we’re in a war over grass.
I replied to a post about the best cereal, and now I’m the enemy of my entire school.