Faceregret

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The agony you feel when you realize your face was in a stupid argument on Facebook, and it was either yours or someone else's wall.

I posted a comment about my ex, and now my mom’s commenting on it like it’s the final judgment.

My cousin started a fight with my uncle over who had the better beard, and now the whole family is in the comments.

I replied to a random person’s post about pizza, and now it’s a full-blown debate with 20 people.

When you see your face in a Facebook argument and you’re like, why did I even post that? It’s like your face is screaming in the comments.

My face was in a comment about my dog’s bad hair day, and now my dog’s judging me.

I commented on my neighbor’s post about lawn care, and now we’re in a war over grass.

I replied to a post about the best cereal, and now I’m the enemy of my entire school.

The shame you feel when you check your Facebook and your face is in the middle of someone’s rant, and you’re like, I didn’t sign up for this.

My face was in a comment about my brother’s terrible singing, and now he won’t stop singing in my face.

I replied to a post about the worst movie ever, and now I’m the villain of the movie.

I commented on my friend’s post about her bad dating life, and now she’s texting me every hour.

When your face is stuck in a Facebook argument and you’re like, I just wanted to post a photo, not start a war.

I posted a photo of my cat, and now my cat’s got a following and I’m the worst pet parent.

I commented on a post about the worst breakfast food, and now I’m the enemy of the entire breakfast club.

I replied to a post about the best video game, and now I’m the villain in everyone’s gaming life.

The embarrassment you get when your face is in a Facebook argument and you’re like, I didn’t sign up for this, I just wanted to post a meme.

I posted a meme about my job, and now my boss is commenting on it like it’s a performance review.

I replied to a post about the worst traffic jam, and now I’m the worst driver in the city.

I commented on a post about the best coffee, and now I’m the enemy of the barista.