facepuml - When your face gets hit so hard by your hand it’s like your

When your face gets hit so hard by your hand it’s like your face is getting punished by a priest. It’s the ultimate flex of frustration.

My dog peed on my bed and I facepuml’d like I was being exiled.

I got a B on my history test and facepuml’d so hard my face turned purple.

My friend told me a joke and I facepuml’d like I was dying of embarrassment.