facepuml

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When you slap your face so hard it feels like your brain is getting kicked by a donkey. It started as a dumb typo and now it’s a full-on insult to your face and your life.

My math test was a 47% and I did the facepuml so hard my ears turned red.

My dog ate my homework and I facepuml’d in front of my teacher.

I got roasted in a group chat and facepuml’d so hard my phone fell on the floor.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A facepalm but with extra rage. Like you're saying, 'No, I don't want to believe this, I'm going to hit my face with my whole hand.'

My ex texted me and I facepuml’d so hard my hand went numb.

I saw my lunch was a sandwich and I facepuml’d like I was being sentenced to death.

My mom told me to clean my room and I did the facepuml like she'd stolen my soul.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your face gets hit so hard by your hand it’s like your face is getting punished by a priest. It’s the ultimate flex of frustration.

My dog peed on my bed and I facepuml’d like I was being exiled.

I got a B on my history test and facepuml’d so hard my face turned purple.

My friend told me a joke and I facepuml’d like I was dying of embarrassment.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You hit your face so hard it sounds like you're trying to beat it into submission. It's like your hand is giving your face a lecture.

My dad told me I had to do the dishes and I facepuml’d like he'd stolen my freedom.

I lost my favorite shirt and facepuml’d so hard my hand got a cramp.

I saw my crush with my enemy and I facepuml’d like I had just been stabbed.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you facepalm but with the fury of a thousand angry monkeys. It's like your face is getting a beatdown from your own hand.

I failed my spelling test and facepuml’d like I was being tortured.

I got called out in class and facepuml’d like I was being publicly shamed.

I saw my crush with someone else and I facepuml’d like I had just died inside.

by Slangipedia 3d ago