facepuml
When you slap your face so hard it feels like your brain is getting kicked by a donkey. It started as a dumb typo and now it’s a full-on insult to your face and your life.
My math test was a 47% and I did the facepuml so hard my ears turned red.
My dog ate my homework and I facepuml’d in front of my teacher.
I got roasted in a group chat and facepuml’d so hard my phone fell on the floor.