facepsalm
When you slap your face with your palm because you’re so fed up with a holy roller talking nonsense like it’s the last day of doomsday.
My aunt said the devil was in my socks. I facepsalmed so hard my face turned purple.
My cousin said the moon was made of cheese. I facepsalmed so much my face looked like a tomato.
At church, the guy behind me said 'the sky was a lie.' I facepsalmed so loud the pastor dropped his Bible.