facepsalm

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When you slap your face with your palm because you’re so tired of listening to a brain-dead holy roller spew nonsense like it’s the last supper.

My pastor said the devil was in the toaster. I facepsalmed so hard my hair stood up.

My cousin prayed to the ceiling for 20 minutes. I facepsalmed until my face turned red.

At church, the guy behind me said 'the rainbow was a lie.' I facepsalmed so loud the pastor looked up.

The facepalm you do when you’re forced to listen to a religious nutbar go on about nonsense like it’s the gospel truth.

My aunt said Jesus was a vegan. I facepsalmed so hard my elbow got sore.

My uncle prayed to the fridge. I facepsalmed so much my face turned purple.

At church, the pastor said the moon was made of cheese. I facepsalmed so loud the choir stopped singing.

When you slap your face because you can’t stand hearing a brainwashed zealot spout garbage like it’s the word of God.

My cousin said the devil was in my coffee. I facepsalmed so hard my face looked like a tomato.

At church, the guy behind me said 'the sky was pink.' I facepsalmed so much my face turned red.

My pastor said the rainbow was a trap. I facepsalmed so loud the lights flickered.

When you hit your face with your palm because you’re sick of a brainwashed religious lunatic talking nonsense like it’s scripture.

My pastor said the devil was in my phone. I facepsalmed so hard my face turned purple.

My cousin said the sky was made of donuts. I facepsalmed so much my face looked like a tomato.

At church, the guy behind me said 'the moon was a lie.' I facepsalmed so loud the choir fell asleep.

When you do the facepalm because you can’t take it anymore hearing a religious fanatic yell nonsense like it’s the final judgment.

My pastor said the devil was in my shoes. I facepsalmed so hard my face turned red.

My uncle said the sky was a lie. I facepsalmed so much my face looked like a tomato.

At church, the guy behind me said 'the rainbow was fake.' I facepsalmed so loud the lights went out.

When you slap your face with your palm because you’re so fed up with a holy roller talking nonsense like it’s the last day of doomsday.

My aunt said the devil was in my socks. I facepsalmed so hard my face turned purple.

My cousin said the moon was made of cheese. I facepsalmed so much my face looked like a tomato.

At church, the guy behind me said 'the sky was a lie.' I facepsalmed so loud the pastor dropped his Bible.