facepsalm
When you slap your face because you can’t stand hearing a brainwashed zealot spout garbage like it’s the word of God.
My cousin said the devil was in my coffee. I facepsalmed so hard my face looked like a tomato.
At church, the guy behind me said 'the sky was pink.' I facepsalmed so much my face turned red.
My pastor said the rainbow was a trap. I facepsalmed so loud the lights flickered.