facepasta
You’re so bummed you press your face into pasta like it’s the last thing you’ll ever touch.
Got grounded for life. I stuck my face in spaghetti and said, ‘This is my final meal.’
Failed my final exam. I buried my face in lasagna and screamed, ‘I’m never eating again!’
My mom yelled at me. I put my face in meatballs and cried sauce like it was a real thing.