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When you’re so sad you stick your face in pasta like it’s a damn soup bowl and hope it fixes your life.

My math test was a disaster. I ate my whole plate of spaghetti like it was a therapy session.

Got dumped right before lunch. Now my face is in lasagna and I’m crying sauce.

Failed my driving test. My face is now a meatball sub and I’m never eating again.

You’re so depressed you eat pasta with your face like it’s a crime scene and you’re the only witness.

My crush broke up with me. I dipped my face in ravioli and cried fettuccine.

Lost my job. I put my face in mac and cheese and yelled, ‘This is my last meal.’

My dog died. I stuck my face in pesto and cried like it was a funeral.

You’re so bummed you press your face into pasta like it’s the last thing you’ll ever touch.

Got grounded for life. I stuck my face in spaghetti and said, ‘This is my final meal.’

Failed my final exam. I buried my face in lasagna and screamed, ‘I’m never eating again!’

My mom yelled at me. I put my face in meatballs and cried sauce like it was a real thing.