Facepalmist
A facepalmist is a person who is so stupid it’s like watching a car crash into a wall, you just know you’re going to get hurt.
My friend asked, 'Why do we have two eyes? So we can look at things twice.' I facepalmed and got a headache.
My brother said, 'The sun is just a giant flashlight.' I facepalmed and almost got a nosebleed.
My teacher said, 'The sky is blue because it likes the color.' I facepalmed and almost screamed.