Facepalmist

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A facepalmist is a human who is so dumb it hurts. They make you slap your face so hard you probably break it. They are not just dumb, they are dumb all the time and in the worst ways possible.
My cousin asked if the sun was a lightbulb. I facepalmed so hard I got a headache.
My teacher said, 'Why do you think the sky is blue? Because it’s a mood.' I facepalmed so much I got a migraine.
My dog barked at a cloud. I facepalmed and cried.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A facepalmist is someone who is so clueless it’s like watching a train crash. You just know you’re going to have to slap your face every time they open their mouth.
My friend said, 'I think the moon is made of cheese.' I facepalmed and almost fell over.
My mom said, 'I think dogs are just cats who failed.' I facepalmed so hard I got a nosebleed.
My dad said, 'Why is the sky blue? Because it’s tired.' I facepalmed and got a crick in my neck.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A facepalmist is the worst kind of person, the kind who makes you slap your face so much you wish you had a second face to slap.
My cousin said, 'Why do we have eyebrows? To make our eyes look like they’re screaming.' I facepalmed and almost fell off the couch.
My brother said, 'The ocean is just a big puddle.' I facepalmed so hard I got a black eye.
My grandma said, 'I think time is just a clock that doesn’t know what it’s doing.' I facepalmed and cried.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A facepalmist is a person who is so stupid it’s like watching a car crash into a wall, you just know you’re going to get hurt.
My friend asked, 'Why do we have two eyes? So we can look at things twice.' I facepalmed and got a headache.
My brother said, 'The sun is just a giant flashlight.' I facepalmed and almost got a nosebleed.
My teacher said, 'The sky is blue because it likes the color.' I facepalmed and almost screamed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A facepalmist is a human who is so dumb it’s like watching a goat try to ride a bicycle, you just know it’s going to fail, and you’re going to slap your face.
My cousin said, 'The moon is just a big cheese wheel.' I facepalmed and got a crick in my neck.
My mom said, 'I think humans are just robots who forgot their passwords.' I facepalmed and almost cried.
My dog barked at a bird. I facepalmed and got a headache.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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