Facepalm sigh
The sigh you give when someone like Mr. Alexander acts like they’re dying from a tiny pun, even though it’s so easy it’s like breathing.
Mr. Alexander: 'Why is this so hard?' Me: 'It’s a pun. You just say it.' Mr. Alexander: 'I can’t.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'
Me: 'You just add two words.' Mr. Alexander: 'I can’t do that.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'
Mr. Alexander: 'This is the worst thing ever.' Me: 'It’s a pun.' Mr. Alexander: 'What’s a pun?' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'