Facepalm sigh

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That loud sigh you make when someone like Mr. Alexander acts like they’ve never heard a joke in their life, even though it’s about something as basic as a pizza.

Mr. Alexander: 'What does this have to do with math?' Me: 'It’s a pizza joke.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

Mr. Alexander: 'I don’t get it.' Me: 'It’s a facepalm sigh.' Mr. Alexander: 'What’s a facepalm sigh?'

Me: 'This is the worst joke ever.' Mr. Alexander: 'What’s a joke?' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The sigh you give when someone like Mr. Alexander acts like they’re dying from a tiny pun, even though it’s so easy it’s like breathing.

Mr. Alexander: 'Why is this so hard?' Me: 'It’s a pun. You just say it.' Mr. Alexander: 'I can’t.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

Me: 'You just add two words.' Mr. Alexander: 'I can’t do that.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

Mr. Alexander: 'This is the worst thing ever.' Me: 'It’s a pun.' Mr. Alexander: 'What’s a pun?' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The sigh you make when someone like Mr. Alexander acts like they're being tortured by a tiny joke, even though it’s so simple it’s like counting to two.

Mr. Alexander: 'This is the worst joke ever.' Me: 'It’s just a joke.' Mr. Alexander: 'I can’t do this.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

Me: 'It’s a joke.' Mr. Alexander: 'I don’t get it.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

Mr. Alexander: 'This is so hard.' Me: 'It’s like counting to two.' Mr. Alexander: 'I can’t.' Me: 'Facepalm sigh.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago