facepalm relationship - a relationship where you’re either the one getting roasted o

a relationship where you’re either the one getting roasted or the one doing the roasting, and it’s always a disaster.

My brother called me at 3 AM to tell me he lost his phone. I told him to go to sleep. He said, 'You’re the worst sibling.'

My girlfriend asked me if I knew what a ‘facepalm’ was. I said, 'No, but I know why you’re doing it.'

My friend tried to explain why he failed his math test. I facepalmed and said, 'You failed because you’re dumb.'